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Existence is plagued by mediocrity..

Chris Band @Champigne

Age 32, Male

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Anne Arundel Community College

Annapolis,MD

Joined on 9/15/05

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Posted by Champigne - September 26th, 2007

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
I choose to remain anonymous
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said choose to remain anonymous.
Me:
Okay, sure
God:
Yeah okay, OK let's do it. Yippee!
Me:
Can you kill all the athiestfags that defy you?
God:
I am programmed not to kill.
Me:
but you do it all the time....
God:
That is a lot. No I do not it. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
I mean you just let some Burmese monks get killed for protesting against their opressive, military ruled government...
God:
for protesting against their opressive military ruled government was killed?
Me:
uh....
God:
" for protesting against their opressive military ruled government was killed?"? uh.?
Me:
are you a fucking retard?
God:
Can't you be more polite.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251 /igod/main.html

I think I may be starting to have some doubts in "GOD"..

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Bomshaw 2007-09-27 17:20:00

He rode the short bus.

TakeMyXbox 2007-09-29 22:38:29

Me:
Hello, god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Adolph Hitler
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Adolph Hitler.
Me:
I have come to repent
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
to repent
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I Killed thousands of jews
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I comitted Sucide
God:
Why?: Adolph Hitler said comitted Sucide.
Me:
Because. I am a fag
God:
That was not much of an explanation. You are a fag? How do you like your work?
Me:
Very much. i love being on the bottom of a muscular stranger.
God:
That seems like a lot. You love being on the bottom of a muscular stranger. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Because i can poop easy the next day
God:
Good reason. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes
God:
How?
Me:
By sitting on the toilet.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes,
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
ok
God:
Wow!
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go ahed
God:
Where is that?
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
Goodbye, god
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.

Champigne 2007-09-29 22:38:29

Hitler was no fag...

SpikeAlpha 2007-10-06 13:35:34

so how is god doing? does he still have to wear the helmet?

Alcohol1 2007-10-07 14:29:43

i already have doubts.

iGod

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