Me:
Hello, god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Adolph Hitler
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Adolph Hitler.
Me:
I have come to repent
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
to repent
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I Killed thousands of jews
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I comitted Sucide
God:
Why?: Adolph Hitler said comitted Sucide.
Me:
Because. I am a fag
God:
That was not much of an explanation. You are a fag? How do you like your work?
Me:
Very much. i love being on the bottom of a muscular stranger.
God:
That seems like a lot. You love being on the bottom of a muscular stranger. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Because i can poop easy the next day
God:
Good reason. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes
God:
How?
Me:
By sitting on the toilet.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Yes,
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
ok
God:
Wow!
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go ahed
God:
Where is that?
Me:
go to hell
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
Goodbye, god
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
ok
God:
Awesome.
Bomshaw
He rode the short bus.